Met a guy… he’s not to bad to look at, but he’s a little crazy. Please know that I have just recently been dropped from a three year long, back and forth relationship…. Which means, if you’re slow, that I’m looking for the rebound guy. Hahaha. Someone to just spoil me, take me out and get my mind off of that bastard who’s officially old news.
Anyway, so I met a guy…… and, like I said before, he’s not to bad to look at. He’s got a nice little bald theme going on with him, nice full lips. He has some sharp teeth… which is a little bit of a turn off because I like my mates teeth to be straight and normal. Lol. But my problem with him is I let him take me out… and he just completely and totally disrespected me.
1. I told him to take me home… and he didn’t. BIG problem. We went out, we had our fun… now I want to go home, not to your house
2. When we arrived at his house I told him I wasn’t feeling well and that I had a sore throat… i.e. not trying to kiss him. However that didn’t stop him from nagging me about a kiss
3. He FORCES himself on top of me and rams his thick man tongue down my sore throat… umm GROSS yea, but its like come on man! That’s not what I wanted!
So now he’s back for round two, because obviously after that last encounter I CUT HIM OFF. Hahaha. And I mean absolutely NO contact. So we went out, we had a good time, and then he feels like not only was it a date…. Which it was NOT, but it was also a great opportunity for us to begin conversing EVERYDAY. I mean come on dude. Fall back, grow some nuts and then let them drop. I mean be a man.
However, my friend really thinks I should give him a chance.... so I honestly did. I hit him up, suggested lunch and his bald ass stood me up!!! LMAO can you believe that shit? He seriously stood me up. Like really dude? He hit me up sooo apologetic and with a bribe... but my whole thing was its cool if you get busy... but you couldnt send me a text so I wasn't waitin for your ass?? Ugh. Maybe I should just stick to girls
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Thursday, March 26, 2009
Knight In Shining Armor My ASS!
So every girl wants him. The Perfect guy, the "knight in shining armor" that'll ride in on his white horse and just sweep you off of your feet.... PLEASE. This is a fantasy played out in Disney films made by white people. This perfect person/guy doesn't exist. Not at all. One thing you'll find out about me is that I'm real. No bs ever.
Being young, and subjected to watching these Disney movies I went out on the lookout for this knight... only to find out that guy I thought fit the description was really a pathological liar who was just really good at sensing my insecurities and feeding them. Yea he lied, he cheated, he even passed on an std or two...all curable, but the point is I was crushed. Essentially we were fighting more than we were fucking. All you people know how THAT can get. Stress builds and then parties start looking elsewhere and that's EXACTLY what the fuck I did.I messed with a girl who gave the BEST head ever.... She gave head so good the shit on the inside of my pussy was on the outside. Called it the butterfly effect. So while I'm with her I wasn't messin with him... and now that I'm single I feel like a fuckin guru when it comes to guys like him.
PERFECT example: My home girl, I mean my BEST friend is messing with the wackest guy alive. I mean no college degree, 23, living in his mother's attic, no car, no job type dude. She being the girl she is stuck by him, helped him find a job, get his financial shit in order, get his car fixed... I mean she gave him money for everything under the fucking sun... then when she finds out he's cheating on her, she leaves, he causes a big scene, she calls the cops, he gets arrested, she goes the phone SHE bought him... the one that's on HER plan, that of course he doesn't pay for, and discovers 6 girls. yea SIX. They all start blowing up the phone looking for there 'boyfriend' and one of the girls even says she's been with him for 3 years and knows he's cheating on her but can't leave cuz he gave her herpes... WTF?? So of course she's freakin out, I'm freakin out, she's cursing his name and damning him to hell, I'm cursing his name and damning him to hell... and then Low and Behold. The dude gets outta jail and everything is Honky Dory??? She COMPLETELY forgets or neglects all the bs that he put her thru after he feeds her this bs story sayin while in jail, he's getting counseling and realized he has abandonment issues because his mother was a crack head.... Ummm I love my home girl and all, but she's really being stupid right now..... like yo, you haven't even got the results back from your herpes test! WTF? you think your shit is invincible? What you got teflon pussy now? You think that shit won't stick? Give me a fucking break! I've dealt with bum ass dudes before... and I've been the girl who thought the sun came out their ass and they could do no wrong. Grow the fuck up. Ladies please listen: YOU ARE WORTH SOOO MUCH MORE. Flash that nicca the deuce and keep it moving.
Being young, and subjected to watching these Disney movies I went out on the lookout for this knight... only to find out that guy I thought fit the description was really a pathological liar who was just really good at sensing my insecurities and feeding them. Yea he lied, he cheated, he even passed on an std or two...all curable, but the point is I was crushed. Essentially we were fighting more than we were fucking. All you people know how THAT can get. Stress builds and then parties start looking elsewhere and that's EXACTLY what the fuck I did.I messed with a girl who gave the BEST head ever.... She gave head so good the shit on the inside of my pussy was on the outside. Called it the butterfly effect. So while I'm with her I wasn't messin with him... and now that I'm single I feel like a fuckin guru when it comes to guys like him.
PERFECT example: My home girl, I mean my BEST friend is messing with the wackest guy alive. I mean no college degree, 23, living in his mother's attic, no car, no job type dude. She being the girl she is stuck by him, helped him find a job, get his financial shit in order, get his car fixed... I mean she gave him money for everything under the fucking sun... then when she finds out he's cheating on her, she leaves, he causes a big scene, she calls the cops, he gets arrested, she goes the phone SHE bought him... the one that's on HER plan, that of course he doesn't pay for, and discovers 6 girls. yea SIX. They all start blowing up the phone looking for there 'boyfriend' and one of the girls even says she's been with him for 3 years and knows he's cheating on her but can't leave cuz he gave her herpes... WTF?? So of course she's freakin out, I'm freakin out, she's cursing his name and damning him to hell, I'm cursing his name and damning him to hell... and then Low and Behold. The dude gets outta jail and everything is Honky Dory??? She COMPLETELY forgets or neglects all the bs that he put her thru after he feeds her this bs story sayin while in jail, he's getting counseling and realized he has abandonment issues because his mother was a crack head.... Ummm I love my home girl and all, but she's really being stupid right now..... like yo, you haven't even got the results back from your herpes test! WTF? you think your shit is invincible? What you got teflon pussy now? You think that shit won't stick? Give me a fucking break! I've dealt with bum ass dudes before... and I've been the girl who thought the sun came out their ass and they could do no wrong. Grow the fuck up. Ladies please listen: YOU ARE WORTH SOOO MUCH MORE. Flash that nicca the deuce and keep it moving.
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